The Venture Bros., Season 3

Pirate Captain:
We can't all be famous adventurers, but that doesn't mean you have to be out of the adventure game all together.

Day Camper:
You mean becoming supervillians?

Pirate Captain:
Shiver me timbers, no! I'm talkin' about the "rubber mask" set. The Little Guys.

Day Camper:
Do we get to wear cool costumes?

Pirate Captain:
You betcha do. If you run a museum, you get yourself a glowin' suit of armor. You wanna protect your gold from meddlin' kids? You might try a Ghost-Miner-Forty-Niner. Look at me, I look like Johnny Depp!

[The boys cheer excitedly]

Pirate Captain:
Oh, and that's not all. Sometimes you get to hang out with people who were famous once, like Cher and the guy who did the voice for Inspector Gadget.