The Venture Bros., Season 3

Action Johnny:
How many you have fathers? Show of hands.

[All of the children, save one, raise their hands.]

Action Johnny:
Hey, kid. Why's your hand not up? What, no father? You don't look like Jesus, bro!

Kid:
My daddy died. While I was sleeping.

Action Johnny:
Oh, well you had a father. So now you're f***in' free, man! C'mon, I wanna see those hands up! *gasp* Wait a minute. Action Johnny's hand isn't up! Does he not have a father? NO!!! Fathers are loving and caring and protective men, and I don't have one of those! But who cares, man? (breaking down) Who cares, who cares, who cares!? Maybe I did kill the dog! Maybe I was the Lizard Man who stole your precious serum! You loved that serum more than you loved me!! (falling to his knees) FATHER!!!! FATHER!!!!!

[Brock and Dr. Venture watch from a distance.]

Brock:
I liked him better when he was strung out. Poor bastard.