The Venture Bros., Season 3

The Venture Bros. is an animated cable television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer. It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy … more »

Action Johnny:
How many you have fathers? Show of hands.

[All of the children, save one, raise their hands.]

Action Johnny:
Hey, kid. Why's your hand not up? What, no father? You don't look like Jesus, bro!

Kid:
My daddy died. While I was sleeping.

Action Johnny:
Oh, well you had a father. So now you're f***in' free, man! C'mon, I wanna see those hands up! *gasp* Wait a minute. Action Johnny's hand isn't up! Does he not have a father? NO!!! Fathers are loving and caring and protective men, and I don't have one of those! But who cares, man? (breaking down) Who cares, who cares, who cares!? Maybe I did kill the dog! Maybe I was the Lizard Man who stole your precious serum! You loved that serum more than you loved me!! (falling to his knees) FATHER!!!! FATHER!!!!!

[Brock and Dr. Venture watch from a distance.]

Brock:
I liked him better when he was strung out. Poor bastard.

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