The Venture Bros., Season 4

The Venture Bros. is an animated cable television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer. It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy … more »

Dr. Venture:
Let's see the half-mil.

21:
This relic belonged to my father's father. It has been passed down to the first-born male in my family's line.

Dr. Venture:
[removing the cover to reveal, in a mylar sheath, a Marvel comic book] What? It's a comic. A comic that has a price on it for ten cents.

21:
A comic? That is Marvel #1!

Dr. Venture:
Look, I wasn't born yesterday. There's no way that something featuring Ka-Zar the Great, and twelve pages of jungle adventure is worth half a million bucks.

21:
That's in almost dead mint condition! That is CGC rated at 9.6! It's like a miracle!

Dr. Venture:
Okay, why don't you go sell your magic beans to another superscientist with an illegal cloning facility. I'm done with this crap.

21:
Hold on to this, look it up on the Internet. You will see what I tell you is completely true. And take this. [A small cooler]

Dr. Venture:
What's this-the world's most valuable cooler?

21:
It's cloning material. It's 24's finger. It still has the Blackbeard's diamond treasure ring I got him. You can keep that too, I guess. It's worth two low, low payments of $29.95.

Dr. Venture:
[seeing Hank entering] Alright, get out of here. I don't want to tell my kids about this crap.

21:
[passing Hank]] Sorry about the bad news, Highlander. Looks like you'll never see the Quickening.

Hank:
Huh?

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