The Venture Bros., Season 4

The Monarch:
[Laughs evilly] Time to pay the piper, Venture. Or in minutes my meca-pillar silky issue will destroy the only living proof you've actually had sex. That is, unless you give me $10 million!

Dr. Venture:
What?! Since when do you arch for money?

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
Yeah, what are you doing?

The Monarch:
Honey, how long have we been trying to kill this schmuck, 10, 20 years?

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
I don't know, since Marky Mark had a Funky Bunch!

The Monarch:
And it never works. You wanna know how to really hurt Venture?

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
Not really, but as a wife I try to be supportive, so.

The Monarch:
We strike him in the pocket book. Ha-ha.

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch:
Yeah, speaking of which, how much did those meca-pillars set us back?

The Monarch:
I dunno, a couple of mil. Anyway, it's $10 million Venture. Tick-tock tick-tock.

Dr. Venture:
Look I don't have that type of cash lying around.

Dean:
Daddy! [Meca-pillar gags him]

Dr. Venture:
All right, you can have anything in my lab. Anything you see here, take your pick. Anything except for the positronic accelerator...

The Monarch:
I don't want any of your old crap. This isn't "Antiques Roadshow," dick. Its your money or their lives!

Hank:
Yeah, quit being such a skin-flint and pay the piper-man.

Sgt. Hatred:
Now don't take sides with your arch-enemy!

Hank:
Shut up, you're not the dad of me.

Dr. Venture:
Hank! Don't you sass your bodyguard.

Hank:
He's not my bodyguard.

Dr. Venture:
Will you accept half for just Dean? You can keep Hank.

Sgt. Hatred:
Your father doesn't mean that Hank.

Dr. Venture:
Oh don't I. Do you know what Mr. Smart-mouth called me as he stormed out this morning, a honky.

The Monarch:
[Chuckle] Did you really?

Hank:
Yeah.

The Monarch:
I'm transmitting you the instruction for the drop-off now, I suggest you follow them. Or your boys will follow the rainbow bridge to Valhalla. [Laughs] That is not as dark as its sounds in my head, is it?