The Venture Bros., Season 4

Dr. Orpheus:
Tatyana, what are you doing here?

Master:
[as Tatyana] I was just sitting here thinking how glad I am that I left you for the OutRider, and how he does that thing you used to do with your mouth, but better because he can hold his breath longer.

Dr. Orpheus:
Oh... it is you. My Master.

Master:
[as Tatyana] Duh, Orpheus. Now what's all this cry-baby crap about. Aren't you used to the OutRider making you look like a shnooke by now?

Dr. Orpheus:
He came out of a portal to the second-world. I have been training my whole life just to perceive that there is a second-world, and he can move between them. Tell me Master how can this be?

The Master:
[as Tatyana] The love of a good woman can do wonders, Orpheus. I mean look at me, [Puts hands on breasts] and these are natural C cups. Aren't they beautiful? I mean, you could bounce a penis off these!

Dr. Orpheus:
I doubt my ex-wife's breasts are the answer.

The Master:
[as Tatyana] It doesn't stop there; I'm sitting on what is easily the ass of a teenager. What does she do pilates or something? You can rest a coffee mug on it.

Dr. Orpheus:
Really, she's almost forty by now!

The Master:
[as Tatyana] Well, you tell it to the heinie Orpheus, because it still thinks it's 1992.