The Venture Bros., Season 4

Dr. Orpheus:
: We must draw him out. Draw him from Hell with Hell. Quickly! What is the worst thing that's ever happened to you? (Points at Jefferson Twilight.)

Jefferson Twilight:
: Um...I saw my mom raped by blackulas. I was 10. She called my name. I just stood there.

Dr. Orpheus:
Um, wow. Wait, I can hear him. More ugliness?

Master Billy Quizboy:
Once I saw two homeless guys giving each other oral sex.

Dr. Orpheus:
Yes, he's closer! More like that.

The Alchemist:
Okay, this is really gross. Once I was out of toilet paper, so I used cotton balls. So, you know, I'm wiping, and I think my finger kinda poked through the cotton. So I-and do not ask me why-I smell my finger to check.

Jefferson Twilight:
Gross. I see where this is going.

Dr. Orpheus:
Quickly, Al, he's so close!

The Alchemist:
Okay, I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this shit-cotton all over my face!