The Venture Bros., Season 4

#24:
Seriously, ask me any question.

#21:
Okay, what's the meaning of life?

#24:
The color twelve.

#21:
Really?!

#24:
No, idiot! Ask me something less Hitchhiker's Guide, dork.

#21:
Do we have souls?

#24:
Yeah. Well, not quite souls but, it's a general idea. Everything has a soul.

#21:
Crap. So I guess I should become a vegetarian?

#24:
No. Like everything living has a soul. Even spinach. You can't win.

#21:
Oh, so that's ... the problem.

#24:
Here's something. You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their "soul"? It turns out you don't get a soul till' you're like one.

#21:
So weird. One? Really?!

#24:
Or maybe six months, I forget. Anyway, you're just this crying ... pooing ... monster blob till you get your soul.

#21:
That's amazing, I should tell everybody! People need to know about this!

#24:
Oh definitely, and maybe you should write it all down on a golden plate, or maybe get some aviators and a compound in Guyana-

#21:
Okay, I get it. Dude, I barely believe you're real. I mean, if there were ghosts, they'd be freakin' everywhere

#24:
Eh, not necessarily. You can only haunt someone you were close to, (voice echos) in life.

#21:
And you chose me? Out of everything, you chose me?

#24:
Uh, before you get all teary-eyed, I could only choose between you, and a cocoon that is constantly getting blown up.

#21:
Still, you could've-

#24:
Or Beth Seten. But she's not fifteen anymore so she probably doesn't like me (voice echos again) "that way".