The Venture Bros., Season 4

Col. Gathers:
No way! A thousand times no! I'm not letting those clowns shrink my 40 million dollar secretly funded nuclear submarine to go fight the f***ing cavity creeps!

Hank:
Then when our father dies, are you guys prepare to adopt us?

Col. Gathers:
No, but I'm considering a extremely late-term abortion! Samson! What part of secret underground headquarters does that square-head of yours fail to grasp?!

Brock:
Look, they live next door, what am I suppose to do?

Col. Gathers:
Wipe their pink little minds and send them back home, like I told you!

Brock:
They discover us every other week. I can't keep doing that, its starting to make them buggy. Listen to this. Dean, what day is today?

Dean:
Sagittarius

Brock:
Goooooood! Now Hank, what color is my tongue?

Hank:
It's kind of... Wednesday! Like a light Wednesday.