The Venture Bros., Season 4

The Alchemist:
Relax, I just wanna talk to you.

Dermott:
I didn't steal those games. They're defective, so they are just being thrown out.

The Alchemist:
I'm not Mall Security.

Dermott:
So who are you?

Hank:
He's works with me. He's The Alchemist, seeker of truth.

Dermott:
You're the super-hero guy and you're hanging out with Hank?

The Alchemist:
Look, pudgy mac-talk-alot, I just got dumped by my lover who then tossed me out on my jobless ass, so I had to move in with my boring team member who lives in the burb's and doesn't do squat. And I just told you too much, didn't I?

Dermott:
Ugh dude, no shit.