The Venture Bros., Season 4

The Venture Bros. is an animated cable television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer. It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy … more »

Hank:
Are you okay? Dr. O said probably insane now and that you'll never be the same.

Dr. Venture:
Are you kidding? Okay, I'm just turning 16 and having a birthday pool party. My father invites every girl he knows, and I'm not talking about girls my age. No, not Jonas. He invites Playboy Bunnies and models and, I think, actual whores-you know, real prostitutes. So there I am in my giant bathing suit with nervous puberty oozing out of my gigantic pores. Just-just awful. So, the band suddenly stops playing and I hear "and now the man of the hour, Rusty Venture!" All eyes on me, right? Then suddenly, almost predictably, the Action Man shoots my groin with a shrink ray right as that f***ing jackass Colonel Gentleman pulls my shorts down.

Hank:
Wow. That's like a nightmare.

Dr. Venture:
Oh, no! No! What I went through today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16, that is my life.

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