The Venture Bros., Season 4

Billy Quizboy:
[as Dr. Venture makes a call] Oh, man. This is just wrong, Rusty.

Dr. Venture:
Did you have a date to your prom?

Billy Quizboy:
I was a boy genius. I was the only 12-year-old at my prom, so my date was my mother.

Dr. Venture:
Mine was worse. My prom date was to have been Miss Linda Lovelace.

Billy Quizboy:
Deep Throat Linda Lovelace?

Dr. Venture:
The same. She, of course, by that time was a vocal anti-pornography advocate-thanks, Dad-and sent her friend Andrea Dworkin as her proxy.

Billy Quizboy:
Was she hot?

Dr. Venture:
Google "Andrea Dworkin" on an empty stomach one day. [Into phone] Oh, hello? Yes, I'd like six of your finest whores please. Fine, escorts. Yes, I think I'll go for full service. Sure, I'll hold. [To Billy] Anyway, because my dad brought, like, ten Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders as his date, he didn't care that my date was a huge, angry, "way smarter than a 16-year-old me" woman who called me "little half man."

Billy Quizboy:
Better than having your mom as your date.

Dr. Venture:
It got worse, no shit. I ended up slow-dancing with H.E.L.P.eR. H.E.L.P.eR.