Veronica Mars, Season 1

Weevil:
Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know?

Veronica:
So it's big, huh?

Weevil:
Legendary.

Veronica:
Well , let's see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [bats eyes and gasps] We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.

Felix Toombs:
Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.

Veronica:
Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too.

Felix:
Oh, hell, I'll show you mine!

Vice Principal Clemmons:
Felix Toombs. What on God's green Earth is going on here? All right, gentleman, move along. [Weevil, Felix and others leave] Veronica, why does trouble follow you around? [Clemmons leaves]