Veronica Mars, Season 1

Veronica:
Tough day?

Keith:
[imitating Phillip Marlowe] That ain't the half of it. See, this dame walks in, and you should've seen the getaway sticks on her. Says something's hinky with her old man.

Veronica:
[imitating Marlowe] Did ya put the screws to him?

Keith:
You ain't kiddin', he sang like a canary.

Veronica:
[normal voice] You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe, because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set up here.

Keith:
[normal voice] If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.

Veronica:
Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Keith:
Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.

Veronica:
[gasps] What is that? A maraschino cherry?