Veronica Mars, Season 3

Mac:
Is the eggplant good?

Spaghetti Server:
It's okay.

Mac:
How about that stuff?

Spaghetti Server:
It's good.

Mac:
It's probably horrible for you, right? I'll stay with the eggplant. No, wait - what do you think? [pause] I need to see a psychiatrist.

Veronica:
I was thinking more an English professor. What we're dealing with her is an absurd level of symbolism. [to server] Two lasagnas.

Spaghetti Server:
Okay.

Mac:
Symbolism?

Veronica:
I mean, the Bronson Parmigiana is good for me, but, ooh! The Maxuccine looks awfully tempting.

Mac:
It's not my fault Max won't stop calling. Like you should talk.

Veronica:
Me? I'm not ordering good boy while wishing I ordered bad boy.

Mac:
No, you gave up bad boy, but keep asking for samples of good boy.

Veronica:
No, I - wait, what?

Mac:
Okay, if Logan is the fettucine... [cellphone rings]

Veronica:
It's the eggplant.