Veronica Mars, Season 3

Max:
[showing Mac how his term-paper website works.] For the dumb, billable links at the top, disguised as functions.

Mac:
So they link without realizing.

Max:
And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people.

Logan:
I like how you think, Max.

Mac:
That sound you hear is my idealism quietly shattering.

Max:
That other sound you hear is my cynicism laughing at your idealism shattering.

Mac:
Well, it won't be laughing when I crash your greedy little evil website.

Max:
I'll be laughing when you try.

Mac:
Will you? Maybe I'm in your trusted-host table already.

Logan:
Should I get a camera? There's gotta be someone out there that'd pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.