The Vicar of Dibley, Season 2

David:
Moving on. I have received an entry form for the Best Kept Village competition. Any thoughts?

Owen:
Yes, tear it up.

David:
I beg your pardon?

Owen:
Months of effort and what would we win? Some pointless poncy piece of paper saying : Dibley, Best Kept Village.

Jim:
No no no no, it's not just a bit of paper; it's a title, a trophy. It's a cheque for two hundred and forty thousand pounds, presented by the Duchess of Kent.

Geraldine:
No, that's Wimbledon, Jim.

Jim:
Yes, that is Wimbledon.

David:
Oh, come on. We did all right last year.

Geraldine:
We came fifty-fourth out of fifty-four!

David:
Is that right?

Geraldine:
Remember Denfield?

David:
Well, how could one forget those poor people?

Hugo:
Yes. Who would have believed a lorry-load of BSE-infected toxic waste would have crashed into a nuclear fuel tanker causing a crater two hundred feet wide and the evacuation of the entire village?

Geraldine:
And they came fifty-third.

David:
Point taken.

[crumples the form]

David:
Let's forget it.