Victorious, Season 1

Tori:
Please go take a shower.

Jade:
Quit telling me what to do.

Beck:
Relax, girls. Let's all try to get along.

Cat:
Totally!

Sikowitz:
[makes a buzzing noise] Cat, your line had to start with the letter S.

"'Cat:
Salami!

Sikowitz:
Nope. Too late now.

Cat:
Oh, my life's the worst!

Sikowitz:
Here's a piece of candy.

Cat:
Yay! I love candy! [gets off stage, takes the candy and sits next to Robbie]

Sikowitz:
All right. André, letter "S" to you.

André:
Uh, something just bit my toe!

Tori:
Turtle! That turtle just bit his toe!

Jade:
Unbelievable that you're even here.

Beck:
Very immature of you to say that.

André:
Uh-

Sikowitz:
Come on, André! W!

André:
What if the turtle bite, broke my toe bone?

Tori:
X-rays are the only way to find out.

Jade:
You should shut up.

Beck:
Zap! I just healed your toe with my magic finger.

André:
Thanks.

Sikowitz:
[makes a buzzing noise] André, your line had to start with a letter A. Sit down!

André:
[gets off stage] Aw, and I just got my toe bone fixed. [sits down]

Sikowitz:
Tori, the letter "A" to you.

Tori:
Aliens are the only ones that can heal toes by finger zapping.

Jade:
By the way, [blows a raspberry at Tori].

(Tori rolls her eyes)

Beck:
Correct, I am an alien.

(Tori gasps)

Sikowitz:
Ooh, a twist!

Tori:
Don't hurt me! Please?

Jade:
Even though she's extremely annoying!

Beck:
Fainting...'cause I can't breathe...your Earth's air. [falls dramatically on the ground]

Tori:
Gosh, it fainted!

Sikowitz:
Excellent! Tori and Jade, keep going! The next letter's H!

Jade:
Hey why don't you jump off that cliff over there?

Tori:
I think you should.

Jade:
Just where did you come from?

Tori:
Kangaroos.

Jade:
Lousy animals, kangaroos. They're awkward and dirty.

Tori:
Maybe they've learned from you.

[The class oohs and gasps in astonishment.]

Jade:
[shocked] No one talks to me like that.

Tori:
Obviously someone should.

Jade:
Please run in front of a bus!

Tori:
Quite obnoxious of you to say.

Jade:
Really?

Tori:
Sure was.

Jade:
Thanks!

Tori:
Up your nose I see boogers.

Jade:
Very clever.

Tori:
Wish you thought of that?

Jade:
X marks the spot I'd like to punch! [points her finger at Tori]

Tori:
Your finger smells weird!

Jade:
Zero is what you are on a scale from one to ten.

Sikowitz:
And back to the letter A!

Tori:
As if I care what you think!

Jade:
Better watch yourself.

Tori:
Can't take it?

Jade:
Don't push me!

Tori:
Eat your pants!

Jade:
You eat your pants! [realizes what she said] Wait!

Sikowitz:
[makes a buzzing noise] Sorry, Jade! The next letter was-

Jade:
F! I KNOW! [turns angrily at Tori then walks off and sits down]

(Beck begins to wake)

Sikowitz:
Keep this thing going!

Tori:
Get up alien! [helps Beck up]

Beck:
Head feels dizzy.

Tori:
I know what will make you feel better.

(Jade raises her eyebrows)

Beck:
Jumping jacks?

Tori:
Kiss me.

(Jade sits up)

Beck:
Let's do it.

[Tori and Beck kiss and the class claps.]

Tori:
Man, I love this school!