Victorious, Season 1

Tori:
[reading and holding a script] I don't know.

Robbie:
[reading and holding a script] Oh come on!

Tori:
Why are you in love with me?

Robbie:
Because you're beautiful. Look at your face in the moonlight.

Tori:
I can't.

Robbie:
You can.

Tori:
No, a person can't look at their own face. It's impossible.

Robbie:
Then marry me and I'll buy you a thousand mirrors.

Tori:
But that's so many!

Robbie:
My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I'm very good looking.

Tori:
Eh.

Robbie:
Think.

Director:
And lights. Go.

[A spotlight shines on Beck with a script also.]

Tori:
[turns to Beck] I don't know.

Beck:
It's okay that you don't know.

Tori:
But you deserve an answer.

Beck:
I can wait. For you, I can wait a thousand years.

Tori:
But that's so many!

Jade:
[holding a book and texting]

Beck:
I know I'm poor. I know that I don't have that much to offer but I do love you.

Tori:
[turns away] Because I'm beautiful?

Beck:
I don't love you because you're beautiful. [touches Tori's shoulder]

Tori:
[turns around]

Beck:
You're beautiful because I love you.

Tori:
Whoa.

Jade:
[rolls her eyes]

[Random disco music starts playing and everyone turns to Sinjin.]

Jade:
What up with the disco?!

Sinjin:
I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!

Jade:
NO! FIFTEEN YEARS AGO YOUR MOM GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!