Victorious, Season 1

Trina:
Move back.

Tori:
Where're you going?

Trina:
The tanning salon. Where do you think I'm going? I gotta take a wazz.

Tori:
[Knowing] The nub's dad is in the bathroom.

Trina:
I'm not going back there, I'm gonna go pee in the First Class lavatory.

Tori:
You're not allowed to.

Trina:
Yeah-Yeah move.

[Beck and Andre sees Trina's butt]

Beck:
Uh.

Andre:
Whoa, what was that?

Tori:
That was Trina's butt.

Andre:
[Shivering with Beck] That was horrible.

Little Kid:
[Truthfully] Your sister's a freak.

Tori:
Yeah, I know.

Little Kid:
[Wrong idea] But she's kinda hot.

[Beck and Andre are confused]

Tori:
[Apalled] Did you just call my sister "Hot?"

Little Kid:
Yep. But you're hotter.

[Tori is apalled and pushes the Little Kid back in his seat]

André:
[Jokingly] So, who's your new boyfriend there?

Tori:
Not cute, André.

[Jade bangs 4 times on the door]

André:
What's that noise?

Jade:
Open the door!! [3 more bangs]

Tori:
Is that Jade?

Beck:
[Truthfully] Yeah. [Out loud] I'm busy working on a project!

Jade:
[6 more bangs] I need to talk to you! [2 more bangs]

Beck:
[Being obvious] Sorry. Door's locked. [Jade breaks the door in] Now it's not locked.

Tori:
She has a key?

Beck:
No, she has a foot.

Jade:
What is going on?

Beck:
You just kicked my door open.

Jade:
Put the dog down, and tell me about this cheerleader chick who lives next door.

Beck:
I'm not gonna put the dog down.

Jade:
Oh, aren't you?

Beck:
If you wanna meet the cheerleader, she'll be back any minute to pick up her dog.

Jade:
Then I'll wait for her.

Beck:
Whatever you want.