Victorious, Season 1

Tori:
[pretending to eat] How's your eggplant?

Beck:
[pretending to eat also] It's fine. How's your spaghetti?

Tori:
[stops eating and gets mad] I hate you!

Beck:
Why?

Tori:
I'm not having spaghetti! I'm having spaghettini!

Beck:
What's the difference?

Tori':
Spagettini is a very thin noodle, spaghetti is a relatively fat noodle. We've been over this!

Beck:
I forgot.

Tori:
I mean, why did we even take a pasta class together?

Sikowitz:
And...done!

Beck:
We're done?

Tori:
But we still have a few more lines.

Sikowitz:
No, I meant this is done. (holds up jar)

Andre:
What is that?

Sikowitz:
Well, it was a jar of cream, but now that I've shaken it vigorously for an hour, it's butter.

Jade:
You make your own butter?

Sikowitz:
Indeed.

Robbie:
Is it good?

Sikowitz:
I don't know, I refuse to eat dairy. Tori, Beck, take your seats!

Beck:
(to Tori) If he doesn't eat dairy, why would he -

Tori:
(holds up hands) I don't know. I don't care.

Sikowitz:
: Alright, for the last few minutes of class, let's talk about the one act play I'm directing.

(everyone stares and waits for him to continue)

Andre:
Well?

Sikowitz:
Well, what?

Andre:
You wanna talk about the one act play you're directing?

Sikowitz:
: (in a "you talked me into it" tone) All right...First of all, I want to thank you all for auditioning. The two lead roles will be played by...(everyone leans forward, Cat gasps) Andre and Robbie!

Andre:
Cool!

Robbie:
Hot beef!

Rex:
Aw, would anyone else like to be my guardian?

Cat:
Did any of the rest of us get parts?

Sikowitz:
Aw, is a certain little redhead hoping she got a role in teacher's play?

Cat:
(giggles) She is!

Sikowitz:
Well, she didn't. But, I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting.

Jade:
Lighting?

Sikowitz:
Yes, you pronounced it perfectly. Tori, I want you to work with Sinjin's team on special effects.

Tori:
Okay, but I know like nothing about special effects.

Sinjin:
We'll teach you. (they leer at Tori)

Tori:
(somewhat disgusted)...Lookin' forward to it.