Victorious, Season 1

(Rex is in a hospital bed)

Tori:
Wow, that looks so real.

Doctor:
So when this Robbie kid gets here-

Beck:
You say that Rex isn't doing well, let him say goodbye, and then beeeep. Dead Rex.

Doctor:
(pause) Why can't my son be handsome like you?

Jade:
[holds up jar] What's this?

Doctor:
Oh, just a fatty lump I removed from a cab driver's back.

Jade:
Can I have it?

Doctor:
(incredulously) What school do you kids go to? [Jade takes the jar, smiling] I have to go see another patient, I'll be back in twenty minutes.

Beck:
Why do you want it?

Jade:
I like to look at it.