Victorious, Season 1

Robbie:
[singing] It's fun to run, it's fun to play, it's fun to make things out of clay. It's fun to fill your car with gas, it's fun to break things made of glass.

[Everyone starts staring at Robbie.]

Robbie:
[singing] Broken glass can cut your hand and then you bleed across the land. Ask any-

Tori:
We're not doing that!

Cat:
Well, we have to write a song about something.

Beck:
Okay, let's think. What do four-year old...little kids like?

Cat:
Um...Cartoons?

Andrè:
Animals?

Jade:
Being annoying.

Robbie:
[singing and strumming] Broken glass.

Andrè:
[Andrè's cell phone vibrates.] Oh, I gotta take this. Back in a sec. [Leaves into the other room.] Hey, how ya doin'?

Tori:
Oh, right here. On SplashFace, the top seven most popular kiddie songs are all about food.

Cat:
So let's write a kiddie song about food.

Robbie:
[singing and playing guitar] Oh, broken glass is not a food, so don't you listen to some dude who says "put cheese on broken glass and make a sand-a-wich out of broken glass."

Tori:
What is wrong with you?

Jade:
I like it.