Victorious, Season 1

Beck:
Cat will play a 1980s standup comedian...who's very annoying!

Cat:
I wanna be a unicorn!

Beck:
You can't!

Cat:
Phooey..!

Sikowitz:
Now, Cat! Who will Robbie be playing?

Cat:
Well...i've decided, Robbie's role should be a motivational speaker...

Robbie:
Pfft. I could do that!

Cat:
Who just drank some weird beverage that makes his legs weak and wobbly! (laughs)

Robbie:
Okay, so, uh, i'm a motivational speaker with...jelly legs.

Cat:
Yeah, i'm creative.

Sikowitz:
Wonderful. Robbie, tell us the character you've chosen for Beck.

Robbie:
Sure! One sec. (presses some buttons on his PearPad then turns it to them) Okay. Beck will be playing... (turns the PearPad to face them) A guy from England whose accent is really hard to understand, and he's always invading people's personal space.

Beck:
(in a British accent) No problem.

Sikowitz:
Andre! What do you have in store for Torro?

Tori:
Did you just call me Torro?

Sikowitz:
Maybe.

Tori:
It's To-RI!

Sikowitz:
I know. But I do love that fatty tuna.

Tori:
(to Robbie) Should I be offended?

Andre:
Okay, uh, Tori's character will be a cop who wears way too much red lipstick, and is obsessed with raisin bran.

Tori:
Where did you come up with that?

Andre:
Well, see, I had this dream last night, where this lady cop was like...and she was like...then I was like...I just thought of it.

Sikowitz:
Tori! Tell us what Jade will be.

Tori:
Love to. (As she walks in front of the others, Jade looks worried that Tori will say something she will hate.) Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama who's always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything.

Jade:
I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door.

Sikowitz:
Now tell us who Andre will be playing.

Jade:
Ugh, fine... (stands up and walks in front of the others) You're gonna be a guy who's just finished running a marathon...

Andre:
Okay.

Jade:
Who also happens to be nine months pregnant.

Andre:
...Who's the daddy?