Victorious, Season 2

Tori:
(happy) Hey!

Andre:
Whoa, somebody's all happy about something.

Jade:
Yeah, it's making me sick.

Robbie:
Hey, um, is there a reason that girls don't wanna go out with me?

Tori:
You mean, like, one reason that stands out over all the other reasons?

Rex:
Ha!

Robbie:
(after a pause, aggravated) So why are you happy?

Tori:
Because Ryder Daniels asked me out.

Rex:
Ooh, he's hot! (they all stare at him) Stare all you want, I'm secure.

Jade:
I don't trust that Ryder guy.

Tori:
You just hate the idea of anything good happening for me.

Jade:
That could not be more true. (pause) I'm just saying, any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.

Andre:
So I guess you think Beck is hiding something.

Jade:
Oh, he was until I found out.

Beck:
Wha-what was I hiding?

Jade:
That you were born in CANADA! [leaves]

Beck:
[goes after her] It wasn't a secret!