Victorious, Season 2

Andre:
Just tell us where the girl is.

Beck:
I told you, I DON'T KNOW!

Cat:
Okay, if you don't know, you don't know. [slaps Beck hard then grabs his shirt] NOW DO YOU KNOW?!

Beck:
Hey, man! Get your partner off me!

Andre:
You better tell her what she wants to know. [licks a lollipop]

Cat:
You got three seconds to talk.

Beck:
I-I-I don't know. I-

(Cat slaps him again)

Beck:
She's in my basement! [Cat lets go of him] She's in my basement. [gets on his knees and cries]

Sikowitz:
Boring.

[The students turns to Sikowitz]

Andre:
That was boring?

Sikowitz:
[gets up] Yeah, it was all too predictable. There were no, [puts on a shocked face] AHH, surprises.

Jade:
I enjoyed the slapping.

Sikowitz:
See, entertainment is so much so entertaining, when the characters do something the audience doesn't expect.

Robbie:
I don't get what you're trying to say here.

Rex:
You've bewildered everybody.

[The students begins to talk all at once.]

Sikowitz:
All right, okay, maybe I'm wrong. Let's move on the something else. [Cat, Beck and Andre sit back down] Let's talk about our hopes and dreams. [points to Tori] Tori.

Tori:
[points to Sikowitz] Sikowitz.

Sikowitz:
What's your biggest hope and/or dream? [smiles at her]

Tori:
Uh...probably to be a pop star. A really successful singer.

Sikowitz:
[laughs insanely]

Tori:
[laughs nervously with him] What?

Sikowitz:
Oh, well, maybe you could sing at weddings for the hearing impaired. [continues laughing]

[The students looks at Sikowitz in shock.]

Jade:
Okay, this is the most fun class ever.

Tori:
[sad] You really don't think I can make it as a singer?

Sikowitz:
Nope. HA! You see? You're all staring at me with rapt attention. Why? Because, as a teacher, you expect me to encourage my students not puke on their dreams. Right?

[The students agree]

Tori:
Uh huh.

Sikowitz:
This is what I'm trying to explain. When characters do the unexpected- [falls suddenly] audiences pay attention.

Tori:
Oh, I have a headache.

[The bell rings.]

Sikowitz:
That's lunchtime. Get out.

[The students get up and leave.]

Rex:
Hey, Jade. That's a nice new sweater.

Jade:
Thanks. It's made out of puppet hair.

Rex:
Dang, woman.