Victorious, Season 2

Cat:
Hey. Look at the new costume I made. Can you guess who I am?

Beck:
No.

Andre:
You're uh, Little Boy Poop.

Cat:
Little Bo Peep. Alright, can I tell you guys how much I'm loving my new costume design class?

Andre and Beck:
Uh...

Cat:
And my teacher says I have a gift for knowing people's exact measurements.

Robbie:
Hey, peepolinis!!

Jade:
I'm not with him.

Cat:
[to Robbie] Hey, Robbie, do you want me to tell you what size pants you are?

Robbie:
I already know. They're a size four.

(Cat laughs)

Jade:
Size four?

Cat:
That's how they measure girls' pants.

Robbie:
What? Rex, you promised me these were boy jeans.

Rex:
Heh heh heh. You've been Rexed.

Tori:
Hey. Will you guys take a look at my headshot and resume?

Andre:
Sure. Why?

Tori:
Sikowitz got me an audition for a movie.

Jade:
I don't care.

Andre:
You look twelve in this pic.

Tori:
Well that was the last time I got shot by a professional photographer.

Cat:
My brother got shot by a clown.

Andre:
Why?

Cat:
Because my brother kept poking him and saying "What you gonna do about it, clown? Huh?" (pause) It happened on a bus.

Jade:
(pulls out a coloring book and crayons) Cat, color the tiger.

Cat:
Yay, crayons!

Tori:
Well, now I have to find a professional photographer.

(Sinjin walks over)

Sinjin:
Did someone say she needs a professional photographer?

Tori:
Yeah, you know one?

Sinjin:
Nope. (walks off again)

Robbie:
Yeah, I don't seem so weird anymore, do I?

Rex:
What did you say, Girl Pants?

Andre:
Alright, you gotta work on this resume.

Tori:
Why, what's wrong with it?

Robbie:
You only have one play on there.

Tori:
Well, that's all I've been in.

Andre:
So? Just say you've acted in more stuff.

Tori:
Lie?

Jade:
Yes!

Beck:
Well, it's not really lying...

Rex:
It's exaggerating!

Cat:
Did I mention the clown was my cousin Jesse?

Jade:
[sternly] Color the pretty tiger.

Tori:
So, back to my resume...

Andre:
You gotta have more things under special skills.

Jade:
Yeah, you put bike riding as a special skill. Who can't ride a bike?

Rex:
Take a guess.

Robbie:
(puts hand over Rex's mouth) Can you keep any secret?

Tori:
So what "special skills" should I add?

Andre:
Gymnastics.

Beck:
Martial arts.

Robbie:
Skydiving.

Jade:
Flirtatious hair flipping.

Tori:
Okay, I do not flip my hair flirtatiously!

Jade:
Oh, and this doesn't seem familiar? [Imitating Tori] Why, hello, boys! My name is Tori Vega! Buy me some licorice and I'll give you a kiss!

Tori:
I talk NOTHING like that. (to the rest of the gang) Seriously, do I talk anything like that? (the others all imitate Tori at the same time. Tori puts a picture of herself in front of her face)