Victorious, Season 2

Sikowitz:
Alright, Tori and Jade. You two are going to play husband and wife.

Tori:
I'll be the wife.

Jade:
Yeah, no kidding.

Sikowitz:
Now, here's your brand new synthetically redheaded baby! (turns chair to show Cat in a baby bonnet)

Cat:
Wait, before we start, I was just wondering, I have three quest-(Sikowitz puts pacifier in her mouth)

Sikowitz:
All right, your dialogue should be all friendly and happy, but your subtext is anger, so you must say your happy lines angrily. Action!

Tori:
Hey, I am so honkin' happy that we got married and had this cute little baby!

Jade:
Ditto to that! I tell you, nothing warms my cockles more than lookin' at this magical pile of baby here!

Cat:
Goo!