Victorious, Season 2

Robbie:
Ok, hold on. Hold on! There is another person that had a reason to get back at Trina.

Andre:
Well, it's not me! All I wanna do is go play with Kiko!

Lane:
Who else had a motive to get back at Trina?

Robbie:
Cat.

(everyone looks at Cat)

Cat:
Hi!

Tori:
Cat?

Cat:
Whatie?

Jade:
Did you cut Trina's harness gimbel?

Cat:
No, why would I want to hurt Trina?

Robbie:
Cause of what happened between you two right before the play started.

Lane:
Well, um...

Andre:
Aw no, no! Now we gotta hear another version of the story from a unique point of view? (buries his head in a pillow on the couch and cries)

Robbie:
Ok, um, it was an unusually windy day here in Los Angeles...

Tori:
Get to the point.

Robbie:
Ok, um, Tori had just accidentally whacked Sinjin in the jaw. And right about then Cat was helping me with my costume and feeling my muscles when Trina walked by and said...

Trina:
(during Robbie's flashback) Hey Robbie, why don't you come backstage with me and help me do my makeup? Or whatever?

Robbie:
You make me happy.

Cat:
(to Trina) Why don't you just get outta here?

Trina:
Why don't you?

Robbie:
Ladies, come on now. Look, there's one of me, two of you, (puts his arm around both) and seven swinging days of the week.

Cat:
He even makes math hot.

Trina:
Robbie's mine!

Cat:
He loves me!

(Trina hits Cat)

Cat:
Ow! You thwacked my head! She thwacked my head! I'll get you for that, Trina Vega! I'll get you good!