Victorious, Season 2

Tori:
(in Jade's flashback, to Jade after she has violently screamed at Trina and punched Sinjin) Why can't I be pretty like you?

(in Lane's office)

Tori:
That's not even close to how it happened!

Jade:
It's how I remember it.

Tori:
Yeah, 'cause you're demented!

Jade:
Oooohh, so you think I'm pretty and demented?

Tori:
I never said you were pretty. And I never punched Sinjin.

Jade:
But you admit you threatened Trina!

Tori:
No!

Robbie:
Wait, I did kinda hear you tell Trina you were gonna kill her.

(Lane looks at Tori in concern)

Cat:
So did I. But if you're gonna try to kill me, too, then all I heard was pretty music. (Everyone looks at her) La la la la la.........

Jade:
(points to Robbie and Cat) Two witnesses.

Andre:
Come on now, I know Tori and there's no way she'd ever- (phone beeps) Aw, it's Kiko. Tori's guilty, I gotta go!