Victorious, Season 3

Tori:
Are we gonna be just like our parents?

Jade:
When you get old, your butt sags.

Beck:
And you can't find your pants.

Andre:
Sometimes, I feel so much pressure, y'know, with my music. My cousin J.J., he's always telling me, "You know, you gotta be the best. You gotta be number one! Number one!!!" And I wanna tell him "Hey, man, get off my chizz!" But he drives me to school, and I don't wanna blow my ride.

Tori:
(raises hand) I have a weird talent.

Robbie:
(crying) You're so conceited, Tori! You're so conceited!

Cat:
What's your talent?

Jade:
Yeah, let's see it. (everybody joins in)

Tori:
Okay. Okay. I'll show you. (Tori starts pulling out her socks ) Can't believe I'm doing this.

(Tori gets a bow and arrow and uses it with her own feet and the arrow hits a poster. All of them start talking in amazement)

Jade:
(sarcastically) That was amazing! You learn that from your daddy? Your daddy know how to shoot a bow and arrow with his foot?

Beck:
(after a pause) I'm sorry, did I miss something?

Jade:
Go on, shoot another arrow.

Tori:
Shut up.

Jade:
Oh, c'mon, show us what your daddy taught you about foot archery.

Tori:
Shut up!

Jade:
Because my dad can't do anything with his feet!

Tori:
That is not my fault!

Andre:
Stop it!!! As teenagers, we are all under too much pressure!!!

(after a brief pause, everybody starts laughing)

Cat:
(as Robbie starts to tackle Tori) Robbie!

(while everybody is laughing, Robbie blows raspberries on Tori's stomach)