Victorious, Season 3

(Beck is holding Jade while walking in the hallway)

Jade:
I'm done talking about it!

Beck:
No! We're not!

Jade:
He's KIDNAPPING me! (shouting) You wanna see a kidnapper?! KIDNAPPER! Let go! (Beck brings Jade inside the janitor's closet) KIDNAPPER!

Beck:
This is not funny.

Jade:
Right! What's funny is you freaking out over a dumb game show!

Beck:
We were voted worst couple. And the other two couples weren't even real couples! And one had Robbie in it!

Jade:
Why do you care if we were voted worst couple?

Beck:
It's a matter of- (Cat walks in with three spoons)

Cat:
Is this a closet party? Look, I have spoons!

Beck:
Cat, come here. We need your opinion on something.

Cat:
On global warming?

Beck:
No.

Cat:
'Cause I don't think that's really happening.

Beck:
Cat...

Cat:
Seriously. I went to the movies the other night, and it was so cold...

Beck:
CAT!

Cat:
Hi. (waves her arms)

Beck:
We need your opinion on us.

Jade:
Why not just ask a monkey?!

Cat:
I saw a movie about a monkey! He wore glasses and carried a gun.

Beck:
Don't you think Jade and I fight a lot?

Cat:
Sure.

Jade:
Yeah, but all boyfriends and girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?

Cat:
Well sometimes, we-

Jade:
Yes or no?! (Cat yelps)

Beck:
LET HER TALK!

Jade:
You never listen to me talk!

Cat:
Can I go now?

Jade:
No! (grabs Cat by the backpack) What is your point here, anyway?!

Beck:
I would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match!

Jade:
Yeah, well i'd like a boyfriend who other girls don't stare at all the time!

Cat:
I thought this was a closet party.

Beck:
HOW IS IT MY FAULT GIRLS STARE AT ME?!

Jade:
Oh, you could look worse if you wanted to.

Cat:
(panicked) I'm under my bed, i'm under my bed, i'm under my bed... (puts her hands on her ears while gasping)

Beck:
I can't believe how jealous you get.

Jade:
Oh! Oh, so you think I'm ugly.

Beck:
What?! (to Cat) Who sai-did I say she was ugly?!

Jade:
Cat thinks we're a perfect couple!

Beck:
Cat, are Jade and I a perfect couple?

Jade:
DON'T ANSWER THAT!

Beck:
Answer it!

Jade:
SAY NOTHING!

Beck:
Come on!

Jade:
YOU COME ON! (Cat faints and drops her spoons)

Beck:
We made Cat faint.

Jade:
I'm late for class. (Jade leaves)

Beck:
We're gonna have to finish this sooner or later!

Jade:
Later!

Beck:
(leaves the closet and walks past the janitor) Hi.

(the janitor enters the closet. Cat is still lying on the ground. The janitor, who did not notice Cat, gets a sledgehammer and a bundle of rope. Suddenly, Lane walks in.)

Lane:
Hey, Luth. There's somebody spilled a soda on the floor in the gym and it--- (both Lane and the Janitor saw Cat lying on the ground unconscious)

Lane:
(in a disapproving tone) Oh, Luther. WHY?