Victorious, Season 3

Tori:
Oh! Great, it's-it's you guys!

Beck:
See? They're all here. I told you, they'd all be here.

Tori:
Listen, I am sorry that we didn't invite you guys to play, but, uh-

Beck:
Tell her why you didn't invite us to play.

Tori:
Well...cause...we were...planning your surprise party...?

Jade:
What?!

Andre:
Alright! We didn't invite you guys to play because you two are always screaming at each other, and it makes everybody feel awkward, it makes Cat faint, and sometimes it makes Robbie cry!

Robbie:
One time! I cried one time!

Rex:
Six.

Robbie:
Six times!

Beck:
See?! We fight so much, even our friends don't want us around!

Jade:
Tori's not my friend, I only tolerate Robbie, noone likes Trina, and Cat's basically a pet.

Cat:
Arf!

Trina:
Are you guys gonna let her say that nobody likes me?! (Beck and Jade both turn to Tori then back)

Tori:
So...why don't you guys play cards with us. (touches Jade's arm then walks to the table)

Beck:
Look, I-I don't want to be your boyfriend if we're just gonna fight all the time.

Jade:
So you wanna break up?

Beck:
No, I-I didn't say that. I'm just saying...

Trina:
Are...you guys might break up? Because i'm not dating anyone, and I always thought Beck and I would make the perfect- (Jade throws a pillow at her, and she stands shocked)

Jade:
Next time it's a hammer! C'mon, Beck, take me to get some food.

Beck:
I'm tired of fighting.

Jade:
Ok. I'm gonna walk out that door, and I'm gonna count to ten.

Cat:
Don't forget three. (everyone looks at her) Some people forget it.

Jade:
If I get to ten and you're not out there, I'm going home. And we're over. (Jade goes outside) ONE!

Trina:
(while touching Beck seductively) I would never fight with you.

Jade:
TWO........THREE.... (Cat claps)....FOUR........... (Beck heads to the door)....FIVE..... (Trina follows Beck to stop him).......SIX..... (Trina jumps on Beck and pins him on the floor)

Tori:
TRINA! (Tori, Andre, Robbie and Cat go to Trina)

Trina:
Just give me a chance!

Beck:
Stop!

Trina:
Just give me a chance!

Beck:
Get OFF! NO!(Andre and Robbie pull Trina off of Beck)

Trina:
I'm a really fond girl... (Robbie pins Trina)

Beck:
(to Trina) No! You're not!

Trina:
(while holding Beck's leg) ...and so good looking!

Beck:
Stop! What are you doing?! Stop! (Beck stands up and goes to the door)

Jade:
......SEVEN..... (Beck holds the doorknob and stops) ......EIGHT........... (Beck looks at Trina, who is pointing herself and winking) ..........NINE............ (Andre, Cat and Tori glare at one another).......TEN!!! (Jade stops while Beck is still inside, holding the doorknob. Jade goes to the door but steps back and leaves. Inside, Beck lets go of the doorknob while he hears Jade's car leaving)

Beck:
Let's play some cards.

Tori:
(sadly) Yeah..... let's play.... (everybody goes to the table to play cards)

Cat:
I'll pick up the cards.

Andre:
Make sure you get all 52.

Cat:
KK. 1,2,(skips the number 3) 4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11..... (Trina sits beside Beck and lies her head on his shoulder)