Victorious, Season 3

(back at the mansion, Robbie and Jade fix the guitar while Beck and Cat talk to the window repair company worker)

Beck:
Thanks for fixing the window.

Cat:
Yeah. And we didn't even notice you lack of hair. (the worker leaves as Cat waves)

Beck:
Guitar all good up there?

Robbie:
Yep-per-die-doo.

Jade:
Yeah! And look. You can't even see where it broke.

Robbie:
Nope.

Cat:
Yay! My mom's boss will never know anything bad happen!

Robbie:
(picks up the skull) Whoa! Is this a real human skull?

Jade:
Yeah. Give it, so I can put it back.

Robbie:
No. I'm looking at it.

Jade:
(gets the skull) Robbie, give it to me. (Jade and Robbie start to fight about the skull)

Robbie:
Shut it.

Jade:
Stop!

Robbie:
Just----

Jade:
Robbie! We don't have time!

Robbie:
Just---

Jade:
Fine! (Jade drops the skull)

Robbie:
I say--- (the skull falls at the glass table, breaking it. Cat gasps. At the same time, the guitar swings and destroys a lamp. Cat yelps and starts to cry)

Jade:
Don't cry.

Cat:
But--- (the buzzer suddenly buzzes)

Robbie:
I heard a buzz.

Jade:
Zip up your pants! (Robbie does so)

Cat:
(clicks the buzzer) Hello?

Mr. Gibbons:
Cat. It's Cal Gibbons. I forgot my key, would you buzz me in?

Cat:
It's my mom's boss!

Mr. Gibbons:
Could you buzz me in?

Cat:
Um. Sure I could. Or maybe you could go to yard for two weeks.

Mr. Gibbons:
Cat, buzz me in.

Cat:
(Cat does so) Kay-kay. (after doing so, Cat starts to cry and as Beck pats her back, she goes to a chair and cries completely)

Jade:
Cat.

Robbie:
It will be okay.

Beck:
If he gets up here, we'll just explain and---

(suddenly, an earthquake hits the mansion)

Robbie:
What's happening?

Jade:
EARTHQUAKE!

Cat:
Earthquake!

Beck:
(grabs Cat) Okay. Everybody down! Cover your head! (Beck covers Cat and himself as Robbie hides under a small table and Jade protects herself with a pillow while the dog barks. The earthquake destroys many...many...many... things. The scene suddenly cuts to Nozu where the earthquake also hits. Tori hides under the round table along with the other guests.)

Mrs. Lee:
Everybody get down! I don't have insurance!

Hope:
Protect my birthday presents! Somebody protect my- (a giant sign falls on her head, knocking her out. The earthquake stops and everybody stares at a moaning Hope. Andre then smiles.)