Victorious, Season 3

(in the car)

Jade:
(driving) So, Cat, is there some reason your brother replaced his seat belt with a rope?

Cat:
No. He just loves rope. (Jade looks at Tori and Cat's science project)

Jade:
What is that thing anyway?

Tori:
Oh, this is Cat's and my science project.

Cat:
It's a robot with hamster power.

Tori:
See, Mr. Hamster runs on this wheel and that creates electromagnetic electricity which flows through this transformer and powers... (in a robot voice) ...the robot.

Cat:
Isn't it cool?

Jade:
I don't know. All I heard was "hamster, hamster, science, science, Tori's boring, kill me".

Tori:
(holding a muffin) You want a muffin?

Jade:
Sure. (takes the muffin and eats it)

Cat:
You brought muffins?

Tori:
Oh, no. I found it under the seat. (in response, Jade spits out the muffin and throws it at the road) Not so boring now, am I?

Jade:
All right, Vega! I'm gonna pull over----

Cat:
Be quiet! I'm not gonna sit here and listen to the two of you fight for the next two hours!

Tori:
She's the one-----FOR TWO HOURS?!!!

Jade:
I thought we're just driving some dead actress' house and lighting a candle.

Cat:
We are! Her house is in San Diego! (Jade suddenly stops the car with a screeching sound)

Jade:
SAN DIEGO?

Tori:
Cat! We gotta finish our science project before morning!

Cat:
But---

Jade:
No! I'm not driving this rolling chiz block to San Diego on the back! (Cat starts to cry)

Tori:
JUST DRIVE THE CHILD TO SAN DIEGO!!!

Jade:
All right! (Jade drives and Cat stops crying)