Victorious, Season 3

Beck:
Will you tell this PUNKNUT that you like me?

Trina:
Well...

Andre:
Punknut?!

Beck:
Trina...made chicken for me!

Andre:
Don't you listen to her, she made a turkey! Why would you wanna date a Canadian that doesn't know one food bird from another?!

Trina:
I have an idea. Um, how about the three of us eat the turkey together?

Beck:
No. You pick him or you pick me!

Andre:
Or maybe i'll pick you up and toss you right out that door!

Beck:
(grabs him by the shirt) Oh, I would love to see you try!

Trina:
Boys, I-

Robbie:
Trina? (he is seen at the door with flowers) Trina, I brought you these... (sniffs) Did someone microwave a turkey?

Beck :
Who are those flowers for?

Andre:
They better be for Beck.

Robbie:
They're for Trina.

Trina:
What?

Robbie:
Well, I heard the boys in the locker room said that Beck asked you out so I thought I asked you too. (Andre grabs a shovel and tries to hit Robbie, who runs while Beck and Andre chase him)

Beck:
Trina want me, not you, idiot! (the three boys start to fight)

Trina:
Boys, don't fight over me! Boys, come on! (Beck goes to Trina and holds her as Robbie throws the flowers to Andre, who retaliates by throwing him in the ground and preparing to hit him with a kettle)

Beck:
Andre, no! (Trina tries to escape, but cannot because Beck holds her tight.)

Trina:
Beck!

Beck:
Don't go! (Andre repeatedly hits Robbie with the kettle) It's disgusting!

Trina:
DAD, COME QUICK! THEY'RE KILLING EACH OTHER! (she gets out of Beck's clutches, then runs into the garage. The boys stop fighting and run behind the couch while laughing, implying that the whole thing was just a joke. Trina then pulls David out of the garage) And then Andre started hitting Robbie with a-(notices the boys are gone) Tea...kettle...

David:
(notices the boys at the couch with puppets) What's going on?

Andre:
We're doing a puppet show!

Beck:
(in a British accent) I am the king.

Robbie:
(in a high voice) I am the queen!

Andre:
And i'm the little pussy cat! Meow!

Trina:
But they were just...I swear I saw them in there, they were just...urgh!

David:
Just...promise me when you go to college, it'll be some place far, far away. (leaves)

Beck:
TRINA...DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON?

Robbie:
ABOUT TELLING LIES!

Andre:
Meow!

(Andre, Robbie and Beck jump on the couch in circles while laughing then proceed to leave the house)