Victorious, Season 3

Cat (Dorothy):
Oh, Tofu...are you all right? Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? It's awful hot in here. I'd better open a window! (places Tofu's fishbowl on the trash bin, opens window, and a fan blows) Oh, Tofu! Oh, noooo! (walks around dazzled then slams into stall door) Concussion! (falls to the floor)

(Eventually, she wakes up, and the place is in color.)

Cat:
Oh my goodness. Tofu, well I have a feeling we're not in the Hollywood Arts bathroom anymore. (looks around) Oh no, wait, we are. It's just in color! (places Tofu's fishbowl on a sink)

Tori (the fairy):
(flushes, then comes out of a stall) Well, hello!

Cat:
Well, hello if you please! (takes her dress and holds it by the ends)

Tori:
(shuts the door to the stall) Are you a good witch, or a sandwich?

Cat:
Who me, well, i'm neither a witch nor a snack. You're talking some crazy chiz!

Tori:
Well...you do have the ruby cellphone.

Cat:
(takes it out of her pocket and gasps) Oh my goodness. Well this phone is beautiful! Were all my contacts transferred? (suddenly a storming sound is heard in a stall. Red smoke comes from it, then Jade comes out and spins)

Jade (the wicked witch):
WHO TOOK MY RUBY CELLPHONE?! (to Cat) WAS IT YOU?!

Cat:
Well I didn't mean to. Here, you can have it back.

Jade:
Good...give it. (tries to take it out of Cat's hands but gets zapped) CURSES! I'll never be able to get that ruby cellphone as long as it's April Fools Day!

Tori (in normal voice):
You know, speaking of that, are we really not gonna do anything for April Fools Day?

Jade:
SILENCE! I'll get you, my pretty! And your little fish, too! (Cat runs over to Tori for protection)

Tori:
Oh, be gone! You have no powers in this restroom.

Jade:
The witch SNEERS at Dorothy! Then exits. (leaves the bathroom as she laughs evilly)

Cat:
Oh my. She spoke her stage directions. Well, what am I supposed to do now?

Tori:
Well...you are in a restroom. You could...wazz...

Cat:
Tofu too?

Tori:
Tofu too! (she holds her wand out as she backs into the door, opens it and happily leaves. A pink bubble surrounds her)

Cat:
Oh, Tofu. I'm scared. And frightened...and afraid. Oh my goodness, those are all synonyms.