Victorious, Season 3

Tori:
What's the big news?

Robbie:
The Beverly Hills volcano is about to erupt!

Andre:
What?

Robbie:
In three and a half minutes, this whole school is gonna be covered in hot lava!

Tori:
We only have three and a half minutes?

Andre:
(pounds his fist on the table) The same amount of time as a commercial break.

Tori:
What do we do?

Robbie:
(grabs Tori's arm) I say we kiss.

Andre:
Okay, c'mere.

Robbie:
Not you! (to Tori) You. Kiss me, Tori. I want my last three and a half minutes to be spent with my face...smushed against your face.

Tori:
Are there any other ideas?

Robbie:
Tori, please!

Tori:
...Okay. (the two lean in to kiss, and the screen freezes)

Rex:
Stay tuned...for the second half of Victorious. Or don't. I get paid either way.