Victorious, Season 3

Sikowitz:
And your question is...Dumb Debbie was so dumb.

Cat, Beck, Andre, Robbie, Jade and Trina:
HOW DUMB WAS SHE?

Sikowitz:
She was so dumb, she didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools...blank.

(Later, after the others have filled in their answers)

Sikowitz:
Okay, Tori. Dumb Debbie was so dumb. She didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools...

Tori:
Day.

Sikowitz:
Day. Mm-hmm. Day. Well, let's see if you match anybody. (clears throat) Andre!

Andre:
Roses are red, storm clouds are gray. Debbie's so dumb, she didn't realize it was April Fools... (takes his card and turns it over) Lobster. (a buzzer rings, and a lobster comes out near the entrance and charges towards Tori)

Tori:
That's the lobster-ah! (the lobster pushes her to the ground, rubs her butt and slaps her back before running off)

Sikowitz:
All right now, get up! (she does) Jade! What's your answer?

Jade:
Well I figured she was so dumb...she thought April 1st was April Fools... (turns her card over) Berry! (buzzer rings again) That's a thing! Right, April Fools Berry? That's a thing!

Robbie:
Oh, you're a thing. A foul beast of a thing! (everyone else laughs as the lobster comes back)

Tori:
No no no. No no no, it is not my fault that she said berry! (the lobster places her on the floor as she flails. He then slaps her butt again and runs off)

Sikowitz:
Alright, upsie daisy! (Tori gets back up) Robbie.

Robbie:
Yes yes, what is it Sikowitz?

Sikowitz:
Dumb Debbie was so dumb, she didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools...

Robbie:
(turns his card over) Foot. (buzzer, the crowd boos) Oh, shut up, you people. I WAS ON BROADWAY!

Sikowitz:
Cat! Your turn.

Cat:
Wait, the lobster forgot to push Tori down!

Sikowitz:
OH, yes!

Tori:
CAT! Why would you remind him?! (the lobster charges at Tori) Okay, n-n-no. See, see, I was-(the lobster grabs Tori and places her to the ground as she flails. He then flexes and runs off)

Sikowitz:
Will you GET UP?! (she does) Cat! Dumb Debbie was so dumb, she didn't realize that April 1st was April Fools...blank.

Cat:
I said... (turns her card over) Blank! (buzzer)

Sikowitz:
Uh, Cat, I said blank.

Cat:
(laughs) I love President Ford!

Sikowitz:
...We're not gonna bring the lobster out for that one. (Tori pats him on the back) Uh, Beck!

Beck:
(in garbled accent) Well, i'm sorry Doc and I was starving, so I said... (turns his card over) Onion rings. (buzzer, the lobster comes through the entrance)

Tori:
No. I know... (faints. The lobster then leaves)

Sikowitz:
(laughs) Okay! One last chance. Your sister. Trina.

Tori:
Come on, Trina!

Trina:
Well, I said... (reveals her card) Cut to the next scene!

(scene cuts to Tori's house where she waves her arms weirdly)

Tori:
Ohhhhhh, your stupid card brought us to this scene! You cost me $5,000!

Trina:
But I want an Oompa Loompa now!

Tori:
You can't HAVE an Oompa Loompa-

Everyone (except Tori):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Tori:
It's not my birthday.

Everyone:
TOUCHDOWN!

Tori:
There's no football game.

Everyone:
WHERE'S THE BEEF?

Tori:
Okay, kids won't get that reference. And...it's April Fools Day!