Victorious, Season 3

Trina:
Hey, Tori, here.

Tori:
Is that a pair of my underwear?

Trina:
Yeah, my allergies have been so bad today.

Tori:
What?

Trina:
Tissues make my nose red and sore. These are so soft. (blows her nose in them)

Tori:
You've been blowing your nose in my underwear?

Trina:
Yeah, they're like a giant soft hankie.

Tori:
Giant?!?

(Robbie approaches)

Robbie:
Well, if it isn't the Vega girls!

Trina:
Gross.

Tori:
You're in a good mood.

Robbie:
Yup. Cause I've finished the song I've been writing.

Tori:
Oh, is it another song about worms?

Robbie:
Not this time!

Trina:
I hate this guy.

Robbie:
This song's about a girl.

Trina:
Look, Robbie, I already told you I'm not interested in you.

Robbie:
I didn't mean you. I-

Trina:
Okay, you know how some girls say "I only like you as a friend"?

Robbie:
Yeah.

Trina:
I don't even like you that way.

Cat:
(runs around giving out hugs) Free hugs! I want to give free hugs!

Robbie:
Someone's a Happy Cat.

Cat:
Yeah, me!

Tori:
Wait, is this because of that guy you met last night?

Cat:
Uh, huh.

Robbie:
Oh, you met a fella?

Cat:
Yeah, his name's Evan. Oh, and I invited him here tonight to watch Beck's movie!

Tori:
Oh, yeah, the screenings tonight. I hear the movie turned out pretty good.

Robbie:
I was the wig master.

(Tori and Cat look at Robbie, then walk away)

Tori:
So, what did Evan do when you told him your blonde hair was really a wig?

Cat:
What?

Tori:
I say, what did Evan do when you told him your blonde hair was really a wig?

Cat:
That did not come up.

Robbie:
You never told him you were wearing one of my wigs?

Cat:
I guess not.

Tori:
Or blue contacts?

Cat:
Also did not come up.

Tori:
So, you spent like five hours with this guy, and he still doesn't know what you really look like?

Cat:
No. Oh, my god! What if he hates redheaded girls with brown eyes?

Tori:
Don't worry, he won't.

Robbie:
Are you crying?

Cat:
Yeah, I can't help it! (grabs Tori's underwear) I cry when I'm scared! (blows her nose in them) What is this?

Tori:
Underwear.

Cat:
They're so big!

Tori:
You know what? (grabs underwear and stalks off)