Victorious, Season 3

Robbie:
That does it! Caterina Valentine, I will not sit here anymore and listen to you talk bad about yourself! You're adorable. Any guy would be lucky as cheese to go out with you.

Cat:
Thanks, Robbie, that was really sweet, but you don't know how guys think.

Robbie:
(flabbergasted) Uh...how could...good day! (storms off)

Tori:
Cheese is lucky?

Robbie:
(from offscreen) Yes!

Tori:
Jade, tell Cat that when this boy sees her pretty red hair tonight, he's gonna like her even more.

Jade:
Uh, can't do that.

Tori:
Why not?

Jade:
Cause I'm looking at Evan's Splash Face page, scrolling through pics of his ex-girlfriends: blonde, blonde, blonde - whoa, ugly blonde - uh, blonde, oh, and his blue eyed dog with blonde fur. I'm thinking Evan goes for blondes.

Tori:
Oh, that doesn't mean anything. What are his likes and dislikes?

Jade:
Uh, likes sushi, video games, girls with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Tori:
Dislikes?

Jade:
People who pretend to be something they're not.

Cat:
Oh, no! Can I have your underwear again? (Tori hands Cat her underpants, and she cries into them)