The War at Home, Season 2

Dave (to Vicky):
What, you've actually thought about breaking up with me?

Vicky:
Honey, I share a bathroom with you. I think about breaking up with you every morning.

Dave:
No, no, seriously, tell me, have you actually thought about breaking up with me? Because I can't think of one reason why anyone would want to break up with me.

Vicky:
(laughs) Trust me, there have been situations.

Dave:
Yeah? Well, tell me one.

Vicky:
How about the time when I was pregnant with Hillary and my water broke & your first instinct was to criticize me because I ruined the upholstery of your Camaro.

Dave:
It was a new car!