Weeds, Season 1

Nancy:
(Reading flyer) What to do if you meet a mountain lion. Give the mountain lion some room. Don't make eye contact. Talk to the lion softly. Are you sure this isn't what to do if you want to date a mountain lion? Well, I have a lot to do, Celia, so...

Celia:
Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Nancy:
Excuse me?

Celia:
I think I'd like to try it.

Nancy:
With who?

Celia:
Anyone. I don't care. I'm sick of men. Maybe I missed my calling. I mean, what if I was supposed to be a dyke, but just made a wrong turn by mistake. It would explain a hell of a lot. Here's the thing, I really wanna f*** around on Dean, but the thought of having to put one more cock in my mouth is just too depressing.

Nancy:
I'm not sure a vagina would be any kind of improvement for you.

Celia:
Maybe you're right. The truth is, pussy really skeeves me out. That whole mirror investigation thing we did when we were young, truly a rude awakening.