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Weeds, Season 1

Weeds (2005-2012) is an American dark comedy television series about an affluent fictional California suburb and its residents, a handful of whom are involved in the distribution and consumption of marijuana. more »

Nancy:
You're the Candyman?

The "Candyman" :
Yes, you getting any exercise?

Nancy:
Excuse me?

The "Candyman" :
If you're not committed to personal fitness, I can't in good conscience sell to you.

Nancy:
I wouldn't say Heylia's in the best shape.

The "Candyman" :
Heylia's a lazy fat-fat and I'm hoping to put her into a diabetic coma. So I have no problem selling to her.

Nancy:
Why?

The "Candyman" :
Scare her. Some people never learn until their life is on the line.

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