Weeds, Season 1

Andy:
Hey, Doug.

Doug:
Hey, Randy.

Andy:
Andy, it's Andy.

Doug:
Oh really? I thought… It's not Randy? (Andy shakes his head) I've always thought of you as a Randy.

Andy:
Pretty sure.

Doug:
Hmm, wow. Okay.

Andy:
Lookin' for Nancy?

Doug:
Yeah, I am, is she around?

Andy:
No, you can try her cell phone.

Doug:
Oh no, no, she needs to sign some stuff, papers and things. (Hears television in background) Are you watching Incredihoes?

Andy:
Ha, yeah.

Doug:
Oh that's good. I started it 7 or 8 times, I've never seen the whole thing.

Andy:
That's a strong endorsement.

Doug:
It is. Oh… I don't suppose you'd let me watch with you, would ya?

Andy:
That'd be kinda weird

Doug:
Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Well, enjoy. Orgasmagirl's a squirter.

Andy:
Hey hey hey, spoiler.

Doug:
You know I've got about an 8th of Romula on me.

Andy:
Come on in.