Weeds, Season 1

Andy:
Runway?

Doug:
You know that little piece of skin that runs between your asshole and your balls, or asshole and vagina, that's called a runway.

Andy:
That's called a taint, taint ass, taint equipment.

Doug:
What the hell's that mean? No, I think "runway" is much more of a visual description.

Andy:
It's a taint.

Doug:
Runway.

Andy:
This is a taint.

Doug:
Runway.

Andy:
Hey, Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Lupita:
The coffee table.