Weeds, Season 1

Heylia:
Hey! Hey! Stop all that damn arguing, this is a house of peace. (Interrupted by gun shots and bullets) Everybody all right?

Vaneeta:
Yeah

Conrad:
Cool. Snowflake? Snowflake?

Vaneeta:
She's in shock, slap her.

Conrad:
I ain't slappin' no white woman.

Heylia:
Move, I'll do it.

Nancy:
No, I'm okay (in a very shaky voice)

Heylia:
You sure?

Nancy:
Yeah (sniff).

Heylia:
all right, let's clean this shit up.

Nancy:
(Giggling a little) Is somebody gonna call the police?

Heylia:
Baby, that probably was the police.

Nancy:
I'm gonna go. Wait, I need my keys.

Conrad:
We got unsettled business, you haven't even talked to me about my car yet. How you gonna get your keys now?

Heylia:
Boy! The girl just had her shootin' cherry broke, give her the keys.