Weeds, Season 1

Andy:
Yeah, I cook, you sell. Come on, Nanc. I don't mind you being out there in front, I'm totally liberated. It's me and you, babe, Team Botwin.

Nancy:
Please leave.

Andy:
I will, just as soon as you sign these papers. There's no water in this tub!

Nancy:
I can't do this right now.

Andy:
You have to. Doug says if you don't hurry, they're gonna put a vitamin store in there. And this town does not need more gingko biloba. It needs pot brownies. Come on, sign.

Nancy:
Andy, today, it was brought to my attention that the down side of this business is death. So right now, I'm not thinking about the bakery, I'm thinking of enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren't orphans.

Andy:
If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.

Nancy:
(Laughs) Now I pledge never to die.

Andy:
Well, we're gonna have to get a longer lease.

Nancy:
This is my business. This has nothing to do with you. Go downstairs, do what you do best. Patrol the couch in your underwear.

Andy:
Look, this is different. This is my moment. I was born to cook drugs.