Weeds, Season 1

Maggie:
Celia, you can't smoke in here.

Celia:
Because…?

Big Fun PTA Mom:
Second hand smoke kills.

Maggie:
Celia, did you bring your muffins?

Celia:
I didn't feel like baking.

Maggie:
None of us ever feels like baking.

Pam:
I love baking.

Maggie:
Except Pam. But, we do it anyway, for the sake of our children.

Celia:
Oh, give me a break. You're raising money for a swim team. How much do swimming trunks cost anyway?

Pam:
18.95.

Celia:
I'll tell you what, (hands Pam a 20) keep the change.

Maggie:
So, we're really not getting the muffins, are we?

Celia:
(Gets up to leave) I have in my hands the last pharmaceutical Quaalude on earth. See ya ladies.