Weeds, Season 3

[Silas meets the returning character of PTO Pam in his community service]

Silas Botwin:
Mrs. Gruber?

Pam Gruber:
Silas!

Pam Gruber:
Did you know that if you drink and take Ambien, you can randomly blackout and run your car onto a boulder?

Pam Gruber:
[points to a fellow community service worker] Who's that cute Latino guy?

Pam Gruber:
[when Silas ignores her] It's so hot! Why don't you take your shirt off?

Silas Botwin:
I'm fine.

Pam Gruber:
You have nothing to be ashamed of, you're...you're young and lean like ostrich meat.

Silas Botwin:
Have you been drinking, Mrs. Gruber?

Pam Gruber:
Don't tell! Anyway, it isn't illegal unless you're behind the wheel of a car, is it?

Silas Botwin:
I guess not!

Pam Gruber:
[suddenly leans up to Silas and whispers in his ear] I'm wet!

[Silas goes back to work with a bewildered look]