Weeds, Season 3

[Captain Roy Till investigates Sullivan Groff about the discovered grow house that is under his name]

Sullivan Groff:
My company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia.

Captain Roy Till:
Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff?

Sullivan Groff:
Because she was my lover. And it was good. And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house. But I couldn't put it in her name because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. The power of passion makes you do crazy things. Captain Till, is it?

Captain Roy Till:
Okay, so you buy her a house, and I assume you're f***ing her in said house, she of the magical house-earning pussy - did you not notice the many marijuana plants that were growing in her living room?

Sullivan Groff:
Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, so she must have started growing it right after that. You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged her as the drug-dealing type. She's a very complicated woman.

Captain Roy Till:
Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a porsche?